Mushroom Penises AirPod Cases

These popsicles are more spicy than sweet (wink wink). Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family! Suck on that cocksicle, or popdickle...

Mushroom can look like penises, it's just a fact. These phallic shrooms might get you some questionable looks, but nothing tricks the eye like a subtle penis shaped, perfectly innocent mushroom.

Kawaii Penises, or Kawaii weenies, or even, dare I say... Kaweenies cover this super cute NSFW pattern. Each kaweenie is unique, and of course, kawaiiiii!

The Mushrooms Have Eyes... check out this Psychedelic and trippy mushroom pattern - do the mushrooms have eyes?

Check out this magical mushroom frog pattern! It's got cute little frogs in wizard and witch hats as well as crystals and mushrooms to complete that earthy witch and wizard aesthetic, the perfect addition to your own cottage! mushroom frog witches magical frogs and mushrooms crystals witchcraft.

Introducing our Pastel Rainbow Mushrooms Pattern Airpod case - a perfect blend of hippy and happy vibes! This quirky design is straight out of a dreamland, making it the perfect accessory for true dreamers and believers. With the brilliant colors and trippy pattern, it will give you all the feels of a magical world. Its groovy vibe and retro look make it an ideal fit for all generations. Show off your playful side to the world by carrying this fascinating accessory wherever you go. It's stylish, colorful, and will definitely turn heads. This design is a depiction of the beauty of nature, and with every glance, you will see a new detail you didn't notice before. So get your hands on this magic and let your airpods stand out with its wondrous charm. Your daily life will instantly become a whimsical experience with our Pastel Rainbow Mushrooms Pattern Airpod case.

Just some, perhaps, oddly phallic shaped and arranged witchy items. Not totally sus, but just enough to where you may get a few chuckles out of humor from these penis-esque magical things. Mushrooms, penis candles, boners, cauldron balls, crystal balls, potions, and a phallic feather to name a few. Cast a hilarious charm on anyone around you who may be fooled by this, at first, unsuspecting, totally innocent design.

Princesses can have penises, too! Destroy gender norms and put your tiara on with pride.

Admire the beauty and bounty of nature with this floral forageables pattern perfect for nerding out about morel mushrooms, talking about processing things for wildcrafts, and looking fresh as a just-picked mulberry.

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! These aren't your typical sugar cookies, not the ones to bring to the inlaws... for these phallic sugary delights will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

These squishy pickups are overjoyed to help you out on your quest to save the Princess! Stuff as many in your pockets as they'll hold so you'll always be ready to whack those turtles good!

These squishy pickups are overjoyed to help you out on your quest to save the Princess! Stuff as many in your pockets as they'll hold so you'll always be ready to whack those turtles good!